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Select from a wide variety of products that every woman will need at least once in their lifetime.
These wonderful products will further help you to follow the role of a female in today's society that everyone expects you to follow!
Don't forget to reccommend these products to every other female you know and also shame the ones who disapprove of them.
Every girl needs at least one of these! Useful to have because instead of teaching a man how to not rape, society teaches girls how not to get raped. And when you're pretty, it's your own problem.
Everyone knows you can't have both beauty AND brains... That's why you should use the darkness of mascara to cloud the eyes so you can’t solve a calculus problem. Wouldn't you much rather be pretty?
Every girl needs to read this book at least once. It is important to be lady-like always. In order to impress the male gender, you need to know how to act properly first!
If you are overweight, you need to buy these as soon as possible! Being overweight is not attractive to men and if you don't follow this specific body image, you will be unsuccessful in finding a significant other.
Because even though people will say you are dressed provocatively and asking for it, revealing clothes are the most societally acceptable wardrobe option!
Buy this to prepare yourself for your future as a house wife! Everyone knows that even though you have gotten a college education, you will end up taking care of the family at home later in life.
Buy this now so you can carry it around as a protest to your alleged rapist, because we all know the girl was asking for it and the man didn't do anything wrong.
Because not enough people tell you that you need to look a certain way, here is a magazine that will tell you how to do it instead of promoting positive body images.
Buy this hair dye so that you can have an excuse as to why you are not intelligent... Because everyone knows that blondes could never have an IQ over 70.
No woman should ever DARE eat unhealthy food that could cause them to gain weight or alter their figure negatively. Everyone knows that people prefer woman who are closer to a size 0.
Buy the rights to your own body because apparently we don't have them already... When you buy these body rights, only then will you be able to decide what to do with it.
Don't bother studying something actually important and intellectual while at a university! College women are simply looking for their future husband and won't use any of their skills in the future since they will be stay-at-home moms.